So this guy walks out of his house to go to work and is startled by a commotion behind him.

He turns and sees a gorilla on his roof. He races back into his house and calls the police. The policeman says they don't do gorillas....he'll have to call the gorilla guy. He finds a gorilla guy in the yellow pages and calls him. The gorilla guy says he'll be there in five minutes and tells him to wait outside.

Shortly, he spots a white panel truck racing toward his house. The truck screeches to a halt in front. The guy opens the truck's doors and takes out a ladder, a long pole, a large net, a pair of handcuffs, a German Shepherd and a S&W 357 Magnum.

The home owner asks the gorilla guy what he's going to do. The gorilla guy says he'll need some help from the home owner. He(the gorilla guy) will use the ladder to get on the roof. Then he'll use the long pole to push the gorilla off the roof. When that happens, the German Shepherd, who is specially trained to go after crotches, will go for the gorilla's crotch. When that happens, the gorilla will try to protect his jewels with his hands. The home owner will then be able to slap the handcuffs on the gorilla and throw the net over him. It'll all be over in a few seconds.

"What's the S&W 357 Magnum for?, asks the home owner.

The gorilla guy replies, " Sometimes the gorilla pushes me off the roof. If that happens, shoot that damn dog".