I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured
That my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though
I knew that I was not speeding.

Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot,
Driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even
Slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now
Laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

You know, you just can't fix stupid.