Message: Behold -
What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
*The Italian* - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
*The German* - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new
cup of coffee.
*The Frenchman* - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
*The Chinese* - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
*The Russian* - Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with
no charge.
*The Israeli* - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the
Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a
device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
*The Palestinian* - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his
coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the
European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase
explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the
Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to
explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the
Palestinian.
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