Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in our country
lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking
people in Florida. Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the
problems -- here's a win-win situation. * Dig a moat the length of the
Mexican border. * Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the
levees. * Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican
border.

Any other problems you would like me to solve today? Think about this:
Cows

Does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state
of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

LOL