Not impressed, no fuzzy warm feeling, no excitement.

This may as well be an infomercial "...this new whacky gizmo, invented using space age technology combined with ancient European knowledge, can: clean your carpet, brush your dogs teeth, cook vegetables in a flash, taste great, improve your gas mileage, kill rodents and its all natural! But wait, If you order now we will throw in a second whacky gizmo at no extra charge! All for the low price of whatever youre willing to pay!"

PLEASE. ENOUGH WITH THE SNAKE OIL SMILE, THE FANCY PACKAGING, AND SLIGHT OF HAND, AND DO SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES A DRILL GOING INTO THE GROUND.