This post has nothing to do with Omagine or the MOT, nor is it an appropriate forum for this website, reflecting on Santa Claus unless , of course, it involves a Santa Claus rally, which it doesn't.
I have just written a silly little 5 line parody to the song "Santa Claus is Coming toTown" and in so doing have gotten rid of his reindeer. This being the season of joy, wish to share it with you. So, here it is. Sing it as your read it, if you like.
His reindeer are gone,
He needs a new ride.
He just bouoght a horse,
His steed is his pride.
Santa's Horse is Coming toTown.
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL