We all have to lighten up this week and smile.

1. Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man who run in front of car get tired.

2. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

3. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

4. Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cat house.

5. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

6. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

7. Man who pass wind in church sit in own pew.