Funniest stream postings I've seen in a long time!

Please tell Al there's no use running, the NSA has satelite et al fixes on him and they are rapidly closing in. It was nice knowing Al. We'll miss him at the NYC (or PA, if at Bill's house) party. We'll toast him in appreciation of his getting the average volume up. I'm getting all choked up over the sacrifice this guy is making for us. Sniff, sniff. A wonderful guy ...