I Had a Dream
posted on
Apr 08, 2014 03:12PM
Multi-Billion Dollar Agreement Signed With Oman
Let's have a little fun while we're waiting.
I had a dream.A convoluted dream, as sometimes happens. I dreamt I was having breakfast,getting ready to catch the market opening at 9:30 AM (EDST)when I was mysteriously transported to Oman on one of Elon Musk's rocket ships to collect a large sum of money which lawyers had convinced me I had won on an Omani Sweepstake ( a cousin to a Nigerian sweepstake). And you know how trustworthy lawyers are.Anyway, I had been instructed to collect my money at an Omani bank. When I presented myself at the bank to claim my money the bank clerks all laughed, collectively,and shouted "another stupid American. What can they expect to profit from Oman?"Another Omani rouse, I thought.Let me get back home.So I speedily time traveled back to stupid America just in time to catch the opening.I turned on my computer, logged on to my brokerage account, typed in OMAG, which I do every morning hoping for the best, when I noticed the stock had stopped trading, pending an announcement... as opposed to not trading at all.Just as the announcement appeared on the sreen I was awakened by my dog who, alongside my bed, was pawing me as he does every morning to let me know he's ready to pee and poop, and with that my dream ended. What news could that annoucement have contained?Could it have been the signing of the DA? It's something I'll never know. What I do know though is,I'll wake up every morning, turn on my computer, type in OMAG and anxiously look for that announcement.