I reported the recent OSK acquisition to an astute philosopher that holds a good chunk of Probe stock and here is what he said

"Good bet that a suitor wants to take us to the Jr. prom, and he is in front of our house with the car idleing. Will Dave let his little girl climb in the front, and back, seat? I think he wants to see her enjoy her youth for another few quarters, while her breasts continue to grow. Eventually everyone will want to take her to the Sr. prom. I'll wait for the captain of the football team to finally give it up."