lol, bush boy
If that didn,t work, I was gonna propose that the board take a collection up, to send me to Vancouver. Once there, I would sneak into the office and write up 7 or 8 NR,s and distribute them to the news wires. 1 each day, for the next week or so.
Everyone would be real happy for a few days anyway, cause God knows what I would put in the News Releases, but I could garantee it would be excellent.