started trenching

filled a bunch of bags with dirt

loaded them on a donkey cart

hauled them thru the dangerous mountain passes

travelled at night in the dark to avoid banditos

arrived after two months and dropped dirt off at mad scientist's lab

think he likes to concoct his own libations so if he hasn't blown himself up it could still be a while yet before he has results

Sorry to make light of all this but there are days when all this whining is beginning to remind me of driving the kids to Disneyland.....are we there yet???? are we there yet????