well I had a strange call this morning. Some guy called on my home phone (sounded like a telemarketer with the all to familiar foreign accent) and asked if ....... ........ was home. "No" I said, "he passed away a few weeks back, but can I help you". He identified himself and said he was calling from some Internet help center and asked if I've been getting error messages with my computer." Well as a matter of fact I have been" I said. He most graciously offered to help me fix the problem and warned me if I didn't take his help my computer would crash in 12 to 24 hours.

"Well" I said "I'm not to worried. I need a new one anyway". Cling

True story