When you can't bank on the Facts, give your money to me .
To commenorate your personal contribution , I promise to send each donor a hand made Thank-you card, with your name,  imbrodered in goldy leaf,  Yes , I'll send you a picture of myself, helping others to see the benefits of giving. With a 500 dollar donation you'll receive pictures of myself on a Caribbean island making people laugh, all thanks to you.. So do the right thing ! Do it now!  Reach into your pocket , pull out your money. Now look at it ! Think how much happier you'll be giving it to me , free yourself from this  horrible burden, let me help ! Give it to me, I'll suffer for you. You'll feel better about yourself tomorrow , knowing you've put a smile on the face of soo many people..

.. disclaimer..   "Please Help"  is a division of " Chit in a box .. If you have mistakenly received a chit in a box, please do not return it and consider it our gift to you..

Cause we give a chit.. Coming soon.. New, nutty prune. A seniors lodge favorite.