As a young man growing up on a farm with a set of parents that kept their pure bred cattle cleaner than some neighbors kept their children, I was introduced at a very young age, to a tool that would spend many thousands of hours in my hands over the next multiples of years. It was called a 6 tine pitch fork. It was a very effective tool used in the preparation of the sleeping quarters of the pure bred Aberdeen Angus cattle. With enough practice you could hurl a frozen piece of cow s#*t about 100 feet or better. It was the lowest position you could hold on the farm and I always struggled for an answer when asked what I did on the farm. Had I known some of WOXOFs' wonderful terminology back then I could have said that I was a "BOVINE EXCREMENT TRANSFER TECHNICIAN" Thanks for that one WOX. You got a chuckle out of an old farm boy!!!!!