Hola Lucky, me kill? sheesh what a depressing lack of faith you have in me, a genuine saint. I am just as sweet and gentle as my mule.

Even have humming birds that like to play with me. sniff

Unfortunately there is a serious lack of lovely girls that wish to do the same, in fact I can't find any. sigh.

Sunday you will find out just how ruthless I am, I am Parlimentry stock..

Don Jose de La Mancha