The cat was in my lap getting head rubbies, motor thrummin like a big ole Cummins. She analysed that action on Friday. To be up 12.5% on the last day of tax loss season, on that (to her) huge volume is a clear sign of great things to come.

I tried to speak to said feline on proportions, but she would have none of it.

She sends out a thank you to the brave soul that jumped in and boosted our collective net worth.

I send out a personal thank you and congrats to said brave, thoughtful person. Show yourself, for we must applaud your fine mind.

Truck.