Long live the King. Well, at least I'm still on the right side of the grass. Never figured out how I became a Hub Leader in the first place and we may never know why I got dis-mounted from me throne. No matter. I will always have fond memories of "When I ruled the world."

If I suddenly stop posting, you will know the roof thing did not go so well, or I have had an all night rassle with Vortex and Legacy's picture fellas. He died with a smile on his face, they say. Better than rasslin a grizzle bear anyhow.

So, barring any lethal incidents, I shall continue to post my great wisdom with my usual modesty. And toss in a few risque blurbs. And continue to toss a few burnin spears at Gary and JimBob. Got to keep them on their toes.

No wisdom this AM. Thanks for yer kind wordage.

King Shaka Splitlog Von Hassenpfeffer McDuff, yadda yadda Truck. (Ret.)

PS. Nothing from the Cat. 'Cept she wants to know where Hoov and Rock live. That's odd.