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Subject: How to Identify a Flight Attendant!

How to Identify a Flight Attendant!

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thought to himself, " Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and utters the
Delta slogan, " Love to fly, and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, " Nope, not Delta."

He leaned towards her again, " Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, " I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"

This time the woman savagely turned to him, " What the F*** do you want?"

The man smiled then slumped back in his chair, and said....

"Ahhh, Air Canada."
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