i like the part about "a flurry of concern among his pro-chavez readers across venezuela"....

hahaha, yeah right! i can just picture a hut full of illegal miners sitting on the edge of thier seats to read his next line.."dig some gold mang! we need another $75 to hear what he'll say next"..

hugo should pull his license just for being pure BS....oh thats right, he's not in venezuela, he reports from "dino's sip and suds" next to the greyhound station...

it's because he reports (spreads) rumors.......thats why it is an unspoken rule that we do not call the fat drunk pink skinned one by name here...

we simply say "the one who walks behind the coca field".... or "the one who shall remain blameless", "unclean hugo whore", "whiskey breath demon", etc, etc..

personally i like the phrase "pink skinned devil"....