At least you are entertaining.

"I was thinking of starting an opt-out committee, with at least 132 members.."

Are you all talk? Where are you going to get the names of these 132? Get out and do it. Report back and let us know if you represent 70% of the equity or .0001% which is you.

"maintain your sense of humour because much of what you post is hilarious"

Ditto. Fun to read.