9. it's ok to eat chicken, ribs with your fingers (except chicken cordon bleu)

10. the proper way to discard watermelon seeds is to spit them into a napkin in your hand.

11. it's acceptible to open the door for a lady....if she does'nt say thank you it's acceptible to step on the back of her shoe...

12. never sit at the table with your arm gaurding your plate (unless you are in prison or a member of a very large family))...

13. if you just sat down at the blackjack table and the four people to your right say "no", they dont want another card.....dont take a card...

14. if you're in the checkout line at Walmart and the old lady from Long Island keeps bumping you in the back of the leg with her cart to hurry you, dont call her "bitch". fall to the ground and start yelling "OOOWW my leg".....

15. always pull over for vehicles with "red flashing lights"...blue lights, speed up