Speaking of "turf"...being a longtime investor in FNC reminds me of the Peanuts Cartoon wherein Chalrlie Brown continually lines up to kick the football, but his attemps are repeatedly foiled as he trips up or the ball is snatched away from the placehold at the last instant.... We keep hoping that he will finally execute the play but to no avail.

I feel as if this cartoon has been on a continuous loop--play...except in this instance I am not certain whether PS represents Charlie Brown, or the one who is snatching away the ball!!

http://peanuts.wikia.com/wiki/Football_gag