OT: From the board that will not be named, an amuse-gueule
posted on
Oct 28, 2007 01:41PM
The MAGIC Beanstalk
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named TCR. He had a little bit of extra cash and was told by his Mommy to invest it wisely!! Thinking with a little luck and the leverage of a Penny Stock, he could Tenfold his investment and look like a genius!
He traded his little bit a cash for some beans called PTSC. Oh look Mommy I bought thousand of shares of this BB stock. Why little TCR his Mommy replied, " Are you sure this is a wise investment"? Oh yes I feel guilty for not telling more people about it!! In the next months to follow, the magic beans with promise, soon soured and little boy. TCR became increasingly angry at everybody, but mostly himself! So one evening while pouting he went over to the window and threw the magic beans outside to rid himself of all the embarrassment he had caused himself and his family! He then went to bed early and cried and cried until he was finally asleep. When he opened his eyes in the morning, he couldn't believe what was out in the backyard! Why it was a giant magic beanstalk where he had thrown all his shares. Without even eating breakfast, little TCR ran out into the backyard and looked way up in the sky. As far as he could see and as high as he looked, was this enormous beanstalk climbing up and up into the clouds. Thinking if I climb to the top of this beanstalk, I will find and meet all the royalty responsible for these magic beans. So away he went, climbing and climbing, All the while thinking I bet there is a King Turley, sitting on a giant throne made of cash! And to the right of him will be a big fat goose named Leckrone, laying golden eggs! I bet there's even a talking harp named Anylst saying, "Buy More PTSC!!".. Getting more and more excited, Little boy TCR kept climbing and climbing, until he got to the very top. When he finally reached the peak, he couldn't believe what he saw! Why there was nothing! There was no Throne made of cash! There was no big fat goose named Leckrone laying golden eggs! Feeling very empty inside he looked out over the edge and thought about jumping! Then something in the corner caught his eye. why it looked like a harp. He quickly ran over and dusted it off. Inscribed on the front, read the letters: ANYLST!! When he strummed the strings it came to life. So he strummed the strings real hard and the noise it made was a beautiful voice saying "BUY MORE PTSC FOOL"!!!! He burst out into Tears and threw the harp down as hard as he could in a fit! It broke into little pieces and seem to disappear! In a spoiled little boy rage, he then ran to the edge and leap off into thin air!! Falling and falling which seemed to take forever, he kept mumbling the to himself,"class action lawsuit!,class action lawsuit! Until Bamm, Bing, and Boom! Hit the ground and then all he heard was a ringing bell!!! Why it was his alarm clock and he was still in bed with his damp pillow! This had all been a very bad dream for little TCR. So not knowing what was real and what was make believe, little TCR ran over and booted up his computer! Waiting for his RagingBull start page to come up. Puching in P T S C he noticed that the stock was still 40 cents and the very first post he read was Anylst!!It read: TCR buy more stock F O O L!!!
And the rest of us lived Happily Ever After....................
................................The End............................
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=PTSC&read=228823
Be well