I got really worked up last night thinking about 10 bucks. Went to bed thinking hard about taking a helicopter and flying in to see for myself. As I fell asleep, the dream quickly turned bad and I found myself in a small dirty gridlocked town. Feeling quite lost, asked for directions out, someone yelled " Theres no way out, you're in Basherville !!" I found my vehicle aggressively gridlocked by 40 year old yellow Trabbies, each honking and spewing foul smells from their exhausts. In a panic I finally noticed another VW like mine, put mine in park and asked him what was going on. "Do not talk to them,they are the Basher Club. "  Well, if I join, can I get out of this gridlock any faster? " Yes, but in order to join, you need to at least be a PID" . PID?  "Yes, at least one Personality disorder, Inbred, and Dishonest" Is there a fasttrack? "Yes, but you need two inbred parents, at least one of whom is criminally insane".Fortunately, my coffee machine woke me up. But,I've lowered my sights to 9 bucks.