Seeing as Polylabel no longer posts here, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to name him for what he is. Bashmeister. A few of us called him out on it before, then he turned nice, but has drifted to the dark side again. Poor lad. Must have that split personality thing goin there. Hope he holds his threat and goes away.
Sorry to hear about your non functioning brain Herb. Try rubbin a pork chop on yer head. Don't know if it will help but the dog will love you even more and that can't be bad.
Keep shakin the couch and rentin out the kids. By Christmas you will be well rewarded. I have consulted my crystal ball.
The Trucker