"Well if we get results next week, then great! If not, we'll just keep waiting, it's not like I'm planning on selling anyways, news could take another month for all I care."

Well with all due respect, yours is not the only perspective on the planet though you are certainly welcome to the bravado with which you endorse NOT. There are others who would welcome something a little sooner and their aspirations are equally valid with respect to their investments. There are many different approaches and needs. You have every right to yours, but so do others.