LOL, I was thinking along similar lines, though I figured it would get me flagged or lose points.
These guys are just doing what they do best, my thought was that I have lots of friends that seem to know how to slash tires, add sugar to gas tanks, do some interesting things with horse manure, etc.
If push comes to shove, I think my buddies could be talked into a road trip to Canada and bought for a 6 pack. lol
Of course for those of us that more pacifistic, how about just organizing picket lines outside Rousseau's headquarter offices? Surely 10-12 posters could show up and disrupt their business enough to gain some media attention?