"Anyone have a guess as to how many tons of this stuff we have up there?"

The subtle use of the word "stuff", normally used on things of lesser value.

"Do we have more then 30-50MM tons??? If so will this ever be valued at anything?"

After all of the value placed on this commodity the poster still asks, "will there ever", language that implies impatience, lack of possibility, something that never seems likely to happen. Note the use of "valued at anything?", won't it even be worth even road kill or yesterday's bread?

I'm always fascinated at the names selected by bashers. They seem to want us to know what they are. In this case it's quite obvious why this posters name applies.