I hear that the NOT Drugstore has run out of

our patented headache cure.

! bottle of Aspirin, Tylenol and Gravol.

Combine:

2 Aspirin

1 Tylenol

1 Gravol

Take 15 min until gone.

And we wonder where everyone is?

I hear that Hoov was thrilled when everyone

decided to give his ticket to Esker Camp back

to him for his birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOOV.

People are losing shoes, misplacing cars, and can't

find the liquor store.

And gossip is our resident pirate, who smokes through

his ears, has been seen sailing his boat down Main Street.

Time to come off our patented cure folks.

"The Squeeze" is the new dance craze in town.

This dance looks like fun.

We will introduce it at our next fun party.

Our part-time dance instructor Scarff will be on hand

to teach us how.

The upcoming Agenda includes a seminar by Sum4All

and Edgy on the:

1. Inner workings of the market.

2. How to trade effectively.

3, T.A. as a tool.

This exciting seminar will be held at the Hockey Arena,

Saturday, 8pm til....

I hear Lethal Gal has bought the first ticket.

This is Pot Luck. BYOB. NOT coffers are LOW. We

suspect mayhem in our Derivatives Department,

So come out one and all. Can't wait to see you all.

vermillion.

P.S. No gate crashing by the neighbouring communities,

i.e. the Oscies and the Hedgies.

P.P.S. God Bless all Noronto shareholders,

And God, where is Herbwiebe?