This pig will start barking when it's good and ready, and no amount of waving chickens in the air, rolling bones in the soup kettle, or latter day soothsaying is going to change that. So put away your crystal balls, fire your mediums, and leave the studying of entrails to the cat.

The fat man's gonna sing when he learns all the notes. Not before.

Happy, healthy, prosperous and patient new years to all.

crazydik