'57, no sock hops for me, I was 3, sitting on the front porch of my dad's bar room eating a Slim Jim and a Chunky with a glass of water chaser for breakfast. But I did have a 10 year old girl's lipstick embossed dog tag, until she broke up with me for an older "man". Player! 

Come on Leafs, there's gotta be a picture of you with a mullet floating around the cloud somewhere. I'm pretty sure you play one of the Jims on Shoresy.