Well, okay, as long as you provide the grammatical errors, as I'm afraid I don't know any. I guess I could just read your posts, but then we'd need several volumes.  ; )

BTW the cocktail mixer wasn't a joke, really.  Well, it kinda was but also serious.  I mean, you're giving the profits to kids but selling product to grown-ups, so it's not like you'd be promoting todler alcoholism.  I'd buy a PYR cocktail mixer and I don't even drink them.  It'd be a snazzy pen holder.