since the science is not important - we are spammed into paying attention to the pre-determined automatic share disposition plan and other super important details like how many hair clips do the employees wear.... and whether or not the company spends money on *gasp* shoes for their factory personnel.. the most important question is:

has anyone figured out how many legs there are? what if they hired someone with 1 or 3 legs, what will we ever do????

im sure many are sitting here day-in-day-out holding their breath, without any stake or shares, just to explain to us all that there are LEGS walking about... can these experts please explain just how many legs there are?