Hey Chief Bonnie Shitawalken, the exalted leader of the entire Fucarewe people, your back.

You do know that there is plenty of sand in Zimbabwe, and maybe down the road the believers can ship some over so you can pound it up your ass. You will have to remove your head though, and possibly the head of Johnstockshitmasterbator and other Fucarewe you have rounded up and placed there.

By the way, what happened to the anal beads guy/girl/hermaphrodite? Is he/she/it stuck up your ass too?

I'm not sure the Preparation - H will be effective for the removal of these, but then again, I think you probably are enjoying them there.

LFAH