Yeah...I speak Russian.
Your breath smells like KAKASHKA. You trade stocks like KAKASHKA. Your conspiracy friends are KAKASHKA. Our government is KAKASHKA. The FED is KAKASHKA. The US dollar is definitely KAKASHKA. From the sounds of the far left, the recent agreement of Obama and Republicans over taxes is KAKASHKA.
Any guesses as to what KAKASHKA means? ;)