Never said "I don't like Lawyers"

I have a highly respected uncle that made a name for himself in maritime law.  I love hime dearly.

I said "I don't know what to make of them."

Please refrain from changing my words sir.

What I don't understand about Lawyers is how they know everything after the fact and they expect everyone else to know everyting before the fact.

That and the fact they get paid more than CPAs.