A British, an American and an Iranian died and all went to hell
The British said: I miss England;
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I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there....
He called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call?
The devil goes five million dollars...
Five million dollars!!!
He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair....
The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how everybody is doing
Too....
He called! And talked for about 10 minutes, and then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you! For the phone call?
The devil goes ten million dollars...
Ten million dollars!!!!! ! He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his Chair...
The Iranian was extremely jealous too...
He starts screaming and Screaming, I want to call Iran too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk
to everybody...
He called Iran and he talked for about twenty hours,
He was talking and talking and talking
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call?
The devil goes:
One dollar...
ONLY ONE DOLLAR?!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !
The devil goes: yes, well...
From hell to hell,
it's local !!!!