Ha ha ha! That's the best laugh I've had in ages. I can just see myself, an old granny, hiding the whiskey bottle in my apron, slurping behind closed doors. Nope, I'm just going to have to learn patience and tell myself I only got into this to keep my brain active and to have a little fun. At my age I'm certainly not in it for the long haul but I wish all you young ones all the best financial success in the world.