A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in one of those Mexican bars

When along came Truck, who paused upon seeing all of those cars.

After listennig to the sounds of wild good cheer,

He entered on the chance of a free beer.

With his raunchy jokes and lusty leer

he soon won some Oirish beer

And as he became a bit tipsy

He flashed his UC stock

Which were not in hock

But, sigh Alas and alack

He soon was on his back

His UC shares were passed around

And soon were being admired & discussed with logic profound

And he was invited back to drink many more beer while he was interrogated

But he declined, claiming that his many family projects simply could not be abrogated

Thus ended the saga of 'Abdul a Bul Bul Amir' Truck- a- later.

Who morals were formed by his Pater

Don Jose de La Mancha (the wind mill hater)

p.s. Nope no applogy will be given.