Maybe, after all, we don’t want to be all that nondescript.
Maybe an over-the-top, over-blown name that’s screaming for attention is not such a bad idea.
We don’t want to blend in softly and peacefully with the office decor.

What’s stopping us from putting our demands smack-dab in the middle of our name?
Without asking for permission, we’re out to bulldoze our way to the front of the line.
I’m speaking up for shareholders who’ve been hot with anger for years and years.

That’s not me.

But, unlike the pabulum the CEO has been feeding you, my letter will not contain any “market
conditions” escape clauses. I get your message. Mixing metaphors: My medicine bag contains
no sedatives.

Reagan said, “Trust but verify.”
Netanyahu says, “Don’t trust. Verify.”

My watchword will be “accountability.”
“Count” is part of “accountability.”

I have a long list.
I will be counting. I know how to count. I will not lose count.

Fancamp Accountability Council of Tendentious Shareholders = FACTS

I’ll meekly walk away from this crazy idea given the outcry against it I expect to hear.