I heard that if one would like to be an attendee of the AGM one needs to register using an 128-bit encypted password of 16 character length , and provide either a retinal scan, or a DNA swab from one's cheek mucosa. (That's in addition to a Police Background Check )

All potential attendees will then recieve a randomized entry number, which shall be one's bib number for the preceding 7-stage mandatory obstacle course which commences at 07:00 a.m. on the morning of the AGM.

Attendees are not allowed to make direct eye contact with Mr Smith , and must reference him as Dr. Smith.

Cheers,

Luker