Can't they just take a file to a Kruggerand, and salt the bulk samples, so we could put out a couple stellar assays and get the share price moving?

I KNOW, I KNOW, THAT'S ILLEGAL AND BAD. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. I WAS JOKING.

And it wouldn't solve the problem anyway because we'd still have to wait for the darn assays. :-)