I think it obvious that doublewide is spreading misinformation. He just told John that sharks would take his money. Well, I watched the discovery channel during shark week and saw no species of shark blessed with pockets, arms, money belt or any other spot to carry said money. Further, what would a shark buy with his ill gotten money? Perhaps swim up to a beachside bar and order a beer, carrying money in his mouth, perhaps? And what bartender in his right mind would reach into a sharks mouth to retrieve the money for the tab? Only one who samples too much of his own product I suppose.
Sharks taking money. Pshaw.
Happy holidays, all.
The Trucker