I think it obvious that doublewide is spreading misinformation.  He just told John that sharks would take his money.  Well, I watched the discovery channel during shark week and saw no species of shark blessed with pockets, arms, money belt or any other spot to carry said money.  Further, what would a shark buy with his ill gotten money?  Perhaps swim up to a beachside bar and order a beer, carrying money in his mouth, perhaps?  And what bartender in his right mind would reach into a sharks mouth to retrieve the money for the tab?  Only one who samples too much of his own product I suppose.

Sharks taking money.  Pshaw.

Happy holidays, all.

The Trucker