HI Jacki: You posted --Moi?...just a wanna be a beach bum .

With the oil problem creeping up on Florida, would you consider joining me as a Tropical Tramp? We could even sail off to my hidden, south seas, tropical island that I found in my explorations.

But do you think that we should invite any of these bums to go with us? After all, their casting disparaging remarks at my lovely mule isn't indicative of a high moral character??.

Don Jose el Tropical Tramp